Get your fiscal house in order: China warns US as Asia’s expresses concern for $1.3tn of investments

Dear China,

I’m sorry you’re being fucked over by the Murkan government.  Welcome to the club.  But let me make one thing clear.  Any grievances you have are with the cunts in Washington, DC.  I did not vote for those sons of bitches, I don’t approve of what they’re doing and I won’t take responsibility for their actions.  If you want to take every single parasite and looter from that cesspool called the District of Columbia and throw them into one of your prison labor camps so that they and their descendants can work off the debt then go right ahead.  I’ll even point you in the right direction. But leave me out of it and stay the fuck out of Texas.