I can’t believe all the fuss over the Discovery Channel’s show about a man being intentionally eaten alive by an anaconda.  The “victim” (Paul Rosolie) tapped out after his arm came close to breaking from the anaconda’s squeeze, so the show was anticlimactic.

What did people expect?  That someone would actually get eaten by the snake? And then what?  The snake would just pass him as one big, living poo? Hate to break it to you, but it doesn’t work that way.  Either the snake would die because it couldn’t digest and pass the man in the suit or they would have to surgically remove the person (which might kill the snake).  Neither option would sit well with the SPCA.