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Solstice 2014
Well fuck. Where to begin? I’ll start with the moment and work backwards. I took the truck to run some errands. Fifteen miles later I looked at the gauges and the oil pressure gauge was between the “n” of “normal” and the low mark. As I watched, it continued to move towards the L. I…
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Damned Cows, Part 2
Turns out that the cows don’t belong to Bill, and he’s not even sure whose cows they are. So let’s see… I’ve had stray dogs show up, stray cats show up (for a second only. The dogs are quick to scare them away) and now stray cows. Lovely. At least they weren’t abandoned at the…
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Damn Cows
Driving down the drive-way last night, I saw a foreign object under the front yard tree. What the hell is that, I think to myself, as I reach for the gun that isn’t there. whatever it is, it’s large. It’s black. It appears to be looking back at me. Turns out it’s a cow lying…
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Looking For A Nut
I went to get the nut for my bike today. On the way to the hd dealership, I stopped by 2 auto supply shops and a home depot. None of them carried the right nuts. The dealership didn’t have any in stock. Like a crackhead stooping to the lowest level, I even went into a…