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Reading the news this morning
I feel like the whole world has gone insane. James Brady’s death ruled a homicide by Virginia medical examiner He dies at the age of 73 — 33 years after he was shot — and it’s ruled a homicide?! Bullshit. I’m not going to waste my time explaining why because it’s obvious to anyone who’s not…
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Brass Tacks
Dear Human Race, Let’s just get it out in the open and lay it all on the line. I don’t like you. You are primitive, backwards primates who have delusions of grandeur. God doesn’t love you and you aren’t the be-all and end-all of the Universe. (Well, you are, but not in the manner you…
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I am your king
Every pertinent movie that I’ve seen follows the same script. Some guy says I am your king and then people give him leeway. What. The. Fuck. Just because someone was born from a certain set of parents gives them authority over me? I don’t think so. What dire sin did I commit in my last life that…
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Christianity
At the best, Christians are satanists. Otherwise, they’re petty hypocrites. There are 2 Gods battling for supremacy. There is the Good God and there is the Evil God. The Good God is of the spiritual world. The Evil God is of the material world. The Evil God is the God of this world. Do…
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Bugger the Bankers
I’m listening to Bugger the Bankers right now. It’s a great song and it makes me think… Dear Human Race: Bless your hearts. You would be in a much better place right now if it weren’t for your habit of killing the people who come to save you. Jesus. He’s the big one and the obvious…
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It’s For the Children
I’m so sick of that mewling plea to think of the children. Want to pass some insane legislation that no right-thinking person would approve of? Tell ’em it’s for the children. What a stupid emotional appeal. Fuck the children. If it was so hard to create a child there wouldn’t be over 7 billion people…
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28 July 2014, or Some Catchy Title
What should I do? It’s like an episode from Animal Planet: Snakes. I lost a pullet this weekend to a snake. It was a big, black snake. One of two I saw mating in a nesting box the other weekend I saw two different snakes just now. Not black but brownish with black splotches. One was…
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Just Desserts?
I went to gather eggs tonight and there was only one in the box. And it was a real egg. I had put 2 fake eggs in the box to encourage the hens to lay there and both of those fake eggs are mia. I hope it wasn’t Sadie. And if it was her, I hope…
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Chickens
Fuck. I found a dead Cochin pullet in the run just now. It looked like it had been pecked to death. What do I do now? It wasn’t one of the other pullets that killed it. It was one of the adult chickens. Was it one of the roosters? Was it one of the hens?…
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Lottery Lugs
Maybe it’s confirmation bias, but every time there’s someone at the register playing the lottery (whether scratch-offs or something else) they take at least twice as long as any other transaction. Tonight was no exception. There was a woman at the counter, cashing in her lotto tickets and picking new scratch-offs. She was there when…